TOP TEN REASONS YOUR LENDER SHOULD BUY THIS DEAL
10. IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE THESE PEOPLE, YOU’D BUY THEM
9. YOU’VE GOT TO HELP ME, IT’S THE OLDEST CAR ON MY LOT!
8. LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, HE CAN’T FILE BANKRUPTCY FOR ANOTHER SEVEN YEARS.
7. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME I ASKED YOU FOR A FAVOR?
6. YOU SHOULD ONLY HOPE THIS GUY GOES BAD, YOU’LL MAKE MONEY ON THE REPO!
5. NO, HE’S NOT A GYPSY – HE’S A ROOFER.
4. YOU DON’T WANT ME TO HAVE TO CALL YOUR BOSS, DO YOU?
3. COME ON, THIS GUY KNOWS THE OWNER.
2. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME; THE CAR’S ALREADY BEEN ON THE ROAD FOR TWO WEEKS!
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THEY SHOULD BUY THIS DEAL…
OK – BUT THE REPO WASN’T WITH YOU!!!
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